What were they thinking? According to the first ad:
"Laboratory tests over the last few years have proven that babies who start drinking soda during that early formative period have a much higher chance of gaining acceptance and "fitting in" during those awkward pre-teen and teen years. So, do yourself a favor. Do your child a favor. Start them on a strict regimen of sodas and other sugary carbonated beverages right now, for a lifetime of guaranteed happiness."
And the last ad:
"So completely wholesome that even the youngest can "fresh up," just as often as they want...and with as much as they want too."
Have a great weekend, my friends. God bless.